A ride unforgettable!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi friends, it shouldn't be much of a wonder to you I guess if I tell you that I love to write fiction. Well, for the first time today, I'm posting a part of my fiction here, just to have you a little glimpse of my fiction writing. Let me tell you one thing before you read this that this piece of fiction is really fictitious, not at all related to reality.

"Hey,it's blue...","No, pink actually..."
"It's a combination of these two..."
My thoughts were quarrelling with each other. Then I bended again towards my right to make a final decision. I had to glance as she was only half visible to me. Actually she was sitting two rows ahead of me and a boy was the barrier against her complete view to my sight as he was sitting a row ahead of me exactly between me and she. I again looked at the beautiful hair clip...'Yes, it's Pink :)'.
As the class was over, everyone rushed out, so did I. I reached her and looked at her face as if wanted to talk with eyes. She said, "NO" in a sense that meant 'Yes'. I was happy but I was even happier because of the fact that she read me.Finally she started her scooty and then I sat behind her. As I moved my feet to the footsteps, I got closer to her body, thanks to scooty makers...!!!! She started driving. It was a beautiful fragrance, made me move even closer, her hairs. Now, I moved a bit more close to her so that my body was touching hers. There was a little cute smile on her face that said,'You're crazy!!!'. I had a look at her beautiful light purple stole matched with a sky blue suit from so close. Now, I couldn't stop myself. I bended ahead from the right side so that my head was parallel to hers. Her smile getting broader. Then, from the other side, I moved my left hand over hers, the cute little softer one, started driving my palm slowely from her elbow to her fingers and finally stopped there. I was feeling awesome touching her hand that was controlling her scooty simultaneously. Now, it was my right hand's job, I moved it along her waist and curled her stomach. Now her smile was diminishing and she was getting serious...She got rid of my left hand and moved hers to my right one pulling it away slowely from her body saying,"Yaar...please don't", in a voice that made me go insane. Well, this was the most killing moment, she looked even cuter and I swear to God, I couldn't stop myself at all at that moment. I slowly moved my left hand towards her face, held her left jaw with it slightly and moved my face closer to her right cheek. With my face a few millimeters away of hers and my eyes got closed automatically and I suppose she too had her eyes closed by that time(don't know exactly , was insane[was in excited state :P]). I touched her cheek with my lips with a gentle smooch. We both were silent after that and the rest of the ride was travelled silently as well.

My mistake....????? Yuckkkkkkssssssssssss............man!!!!

For the first time, the intervals between the examination papers seemed to me as too much. And that's why I thought of start reading 'My experiments with truth', and autobiography of Gandhiji in these gaps, minorly, not to get bored and majorly to learn something. Many no. of times we all would have attempted "A great leader--Mahatma gandhi" in our English Literature question paper during our primary and middle school examinations but it is really a wonder that we don't know even a bit about him. It is not possible to understand such a personality and his learnings unless you are in senses. It really takes time and maturity and that too I came to know when I read a few starting chapters of his autobiography. However, the curiosity about him raised in my mind when I watched 'Lage raho Munnabhai' in 2007 or 08, don't remember exactly the year. 'To tell the truth' was one of his teachings that I liked most but later on found 'To accept your mistake' as the one I needed to implement the most. I wouldn't have come to know about it unless I was told by my ....... friend.

'To accept your mistake'......uuuuu......well, again I'll say, it's 'easier said than done' because it took me time to learn this and yeah maturity as well.

Firstly, let me inform my reader not to expect any amazing piece of writing in this article because as you can see, I'm writing in a slow-steady-calm pace with no thrillers and this too has a reason that it's time for being sincere. Sincerely, it's a serious problem if you're not used to accept your mistake. There are a lot of moments in your life that may let you feel tyhat how nice you've been to others and how good and sweet you're, others may say this to you as well a numerous times, but only time tell you what a mess you had been and are. There are many incidents which if I start telling will never end and around you as well there are a lot of things to teach you this like --'Jay-veeru's anger towards Thakur for not picking them the Gun and later on they came to know that he didn't have hands' in Sholay, or it may be that classic story in which --'A boy was amazed to see the outside world, and a person observing him made fun of him and later on came to know that the boy got his eyesight for the first time til his birth'. Believe me, it is like a sharp pointed pin continuously pointing at you or like ants under your skin when you come to know what a mistake(blunder for that matter) you have done and what if you never even get a chance to say sorry to such persons whom you have hurt and what is its use even if you get one because just saying sorry isn't the heal for the wound you've caused.

The only thing I think we can do in such situations is to be thankful to those lovely people who have tolerated you, have loved you even in such situations and accepted you even in your most awkward avatar, do as much as you can for them, though it does not happen overnight but remember, you can always sweep out the dust irrespective of how many times it stucks to you again and again...and you know what....If I ask the writer in me, he just says--"It takes a heart for being nice". :)
Goodbye....
Take care....
:)

Oh Yes! Do it this way......

I don't know why but my love to write for girls just never ends. And it rose even more when I read Swami Vivekananda writing inspirational things about women. He told about women's perseverance, patience, strength, softness and how important they are for the society.
So here I am once again with another article about the invincible and amazing creation of god--"WOMAN". When we see examples of Rani Laxmibai, Kalpana Chawla, Kiran Bedi, Sunita Williams, Sister Nivedita, Mother Teresa, Lata Mangeshkar, Asha Bhonsle, P.T.Usha, Kim Clijsters, Maria Sharapova, Anjum Chopra, Jhoolan Goswami......the list just never ends and all of them are just awesome. But before going so far, let's search in the house. The first and the foremost name is of our mother. Now I find myself as the worst writer of the world when it comes to writing about my mom, I'm not able to write about her as I cannot find words, what do I do??? But one thing that we all can see is that how much sacrifice they do to cope up with the needs of all the family members. "Woman has suffered for eons and that has given her infinite patience and infinite perseverance", that's what Swamiji said about women. And it is a truth with a proof!!! Not only this, while observing my mom daily, how she works, manages, manipulates different situations, I got inspired and motivated, I learn so much things about management that even so many good books cannot teach. Well, as I said I'm the worst when it comes to moms and that's why it'll be better if I move ahead now, but just one last thing that you all know to all moms and 'badi moms', hats off and I love you all....!!!!!!
Now....sisters....the best companion of a brother( might be for a sister as well) in this world I guess!!! I've only the cousin sisters and they live in different cities so I rarely get a chance to meet them. But I'm so damn crazy about them...........ok, let me tell you an incident  that happened on the day of rakshabandhan 2010.
'I was just walking down the road when I saw a girl trying to get her Hero Honda Pleasure out of her house. She wasn't being able to as the height of the road was about 5-7 inches higher than that of her house floor level. I couldn't get that earlier and I just passed by. After a few steps, I heard a voice that held my breath, "excuse me bhaiyya, if you can come up and help me out please", that girl called me. When I heard that voice, that was pretty much similar to my sister's but that wasn't all, when I looked at her face, I was stunned to see that, same face.........!!!!!!! Oh god...!!! I kept staring at her and moved very slowly without getting my eyes away from her, put her scooter out that too looking at her and in a speed as if someone remoted me to work 5 times slower than I normally do. "Thank you" with a pleasant smile was all that I heard as the culmination. After a minute, I'm proud that I showed the courage to hold my tears. I don't know what was it...May be that I was missing my sis. so much on that very day.....May be that I was watching her in every girl that day.....May be that girl was my sister(0 possibility).................Don't let me write more for the sisters as it'll just never end. Now, for the boys, another important part, their sweethearts( beloveds, babies etc. for that matter). Dekho zara, kya smile aayi hai chehre par.......oye hoye!!!! Don't be that happy, there'll be an article devoted to ony these beautiful creations but not now.
"Women will work out their destinies-much better, too, than men can ever do for them. All the mischief to women has come because men undertook to shape the destiny of women", said Swamiji. And with a few lines I would like to put a break to this article as well......
Women are so great.....
Why for them then this fate?
High high low low...
whatever you say...
they'll be as they are....
pretty damn good and accurate.

Only an International Women's day is not enough for them......let's celebrate everyday on their name, we can't even think of our existence without them......
With love............................................................

The problem that is really 'fuckin'!!!!!!!!!!!

It may be that you might find this one as the most boring blog till now because now I'm writing all about me, my experience, my fucking story and my damn fucking problem that I've started  facing now-a-days. And I'll not let you wait for it as I'm writing this article Fastly and Furiously. The problem is that 'ONLY GOOD INTENTIONS ARE NOT ENOUGH' and I've learned it from a few recent experiences. In this fucking world, you've to express, expose and advertise yourself to show that you really carry good intentions in your mind and your heart. I don't know why is it so but I can say, it is a must especially with those who are close to your mind. The thing called understanding looses its meaning here. Even your friends misjudge you at these times and you've to prove yourself and convince them and that too when you don't know how to? Now, take care of one more thing here that you do not loose your patience here as it'll be natural if you do because you're right.

I tried to give an attempt on a heavy research work in this field(jokes apart) and perhaps I am able now to interpret it upto some extent. One of the reasons I see for this is 'doubt' but it will not clear everything to you. Aukaat ke hisaab se baat karoon to 'Shaq'. Yes, when you're dubious about someone's character, your mind observes only the negative things about the person and ignores even the greatest positive things they've done and how much they like you and in some cases love you.....
To be continued........

THEY CARE FOR YOU....DON'T THINK THEY'RE INTERFERING IN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE .

I think I've already concluded it by the title of this article but let us elaborate it. From a very long period of time ones and friends demanding of more freedom, more liberty and for a small period of time, me too was illusionated by this false belief of theirs. For the first time in my life, I was so damn wrong and I do not regret for it although I'm happy that I experienced the unfailing truth that our parents are just never wrong. 'Never wrong' in the sense that it is their way of showing love, yes, Care is the most innocent and it-just-comes-natural-for-whom-you-love thing for being an avatar of love. Now, I will not jump up to the rubbish topics like 'they are more conscious for the girls' or 'girls are to be taken care of more than the boys', in my opinion, these all are folklore. Its ok yaar, I know that the extreme care thing turns down all your freedom badly but just give a thought to it, what will happen when they do not care and by just a single incident, all your joys turns to sorrows? Simply, you are not that mature so that you can take care of yourself and know all your goods and bads and that's why your parents or Guardians or any person who cares for you takes the lead. Got it? Not yet? Slap!!!!!! Got it now?? Still not??? one more......Slap!!!!!!! Now think for a few minutes holding that cheek with your hand.
You are a girl, going for a morning walk, two guys comes to you saying 'Good morning', if they are your friends, its fine but if your parents don't know them, its normal for them to react fumingly....How can a stranger say any thing to their girl??? Just think more.....think of that situation when those boys are not your friends, but they are roadies came to irritate your, flirt with you.......don't let me go ahead and speak more. So, to all such 'badi mummies' whose presence is dangerous enough for such anti-social elements and they don't even dare to do so, I love you 'Badi Mummies' and Hats off!!!!!!!!

Onlinemania (facebookmania), {Facebook, twitter haaye rabba}

"You have to write the next article for my blog...."
"No, why would I? You do, I don't have time...."
"please.....yaar.......can't you do that for me...?"
after about ten minutes of my pleading, she finally agreed and believe me, I just loved that conversation very much(by the way, I love each and every single conversation with her). So here it is, the best article till now on my blog from the very loveliest friend of mine....enjoy blog writing at its best and I'm damn sure that you're gonna feel the catapult towards a different and amazing tone and style of writing instead of that boring type of mine.!!!

Imagine yourself sitting in your home wishing to talk to a person who is somewhere in a corner of the world miles away from you...The situation seemed practically impossible if we were living in early-man ages why early man let it be few hundred years ago. But today, in this age, where man calls himself as 'civilized' and 'socialized', this situation is not only possible but is as easy as bribing any government officer for getting a legal certificate for your illegal work. So let's thank the one that made this possible and revolutionized our life by creating an entirely different world i.e.,world of virtualism, "The Virtual World", the sole creator and founder of this world, "Internet". It would not be a big deal if I call Internet as God of virtual world.

Well, we all are very well aware of the contribution that Internet has made in our life. It has reduced the distance of miles to a single click of mouse. Everything you want is available on Internet, what you need to do is a single click so there is a long list of advantages and importance of Internet but today our concern is the socializing done through it.

So friends, "Welcome to the socializing in this virtual world in 2012 style". Let's take the case of a 10 year old child and ask him to name the President of our country, 8 in 10 will do it but ask him his favourite cartoon character, he will give you a long list. He would be able to enlist all the social networking sites but if asked about the fundamental rights, he may doubt. The reason is obvious i.e., increasing popularity of these social networking sites. Today even a 10 year old child will be having his account on these sites. Some of the popular social networking sites are Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Google etc. People of all age groups from a 10 year old child to a 60 year old man are on these sites claiming to be a part of this so called virtual world and considering themselves as socially sound.

The sole intention behind the invention of these social networking sites was to act as a medium to stay in virtual touch with friends and family by "occasionally" sharing photos and news about your well being. But with time, this has taken a new dimension, the word "occasionally" has changed into "regularly" and news about well being into "copy paste monstrosity". Now-a-days, people are so used to these sites, that they even can't imagine their lives without it. Here is a technical term for such kind of people i.e.,"online maniac" and the disease with which they are suffering is "online mania".
Online culture is now so much popular that it has taken a verb form. Ask a person about his routine and 90% chance is there that his routine includes atleast one hour of "facebooking", yes facebooking, the word facebook has changed into facebooking, ask a person what he does in free time, he will answer 'facebooking'. The effect of this online mania can be realized by this. People don't find time to pursue their hobbies and when asked , here comes the prompt reply"where is the time?" They are so damn busy with their work that they can't give atleast 5 minutes to their hobby but somehow manages to spare an hour from their busy schedule for facebooking and tweeting--strange but true!!!!!

People are spending hours and hours on these social networking sites doing nothing. It is like a competition that a person having more number of friends on facebook is socially more sound or more popular i.e., it has turned into a status symbol. Here I wanna share a joke which is best suited in this situation.
A teacher asked a 5th standard studying student that what does the green dot on Parle-G Biscuits' packet signify? The student answered that it signifies that Parle-G is online.

People are now so much obsessed with these sites that they are spending thousands of money to get the photo clicked for the profile or dp. They are going to professional photographers and don't mind to spend half a lakh just for the profile pic, then they upload it and check in every 5 minutes that how many likes and comments they got. The popularity is directly proportional to the number of comments or likes, more number of comments means assurance that you are most looked personality on facebook, which in turn means another 50 thousand rupees for the next photo-shoot. :P

Height of status update is that people post status @five per minute forcing others to like or comment on their updates and if that person don't like or comment on his status, then here comes the tit-for-tat , 'If you don't comment on my status, why should I?' Sharing and uploading photos trend  has become so popular that people now upload photos of anything or everything without considering the security factor in mind. What they want is just fame in this virtual world. Imagine a real life situation if facebook has no existence, then people will roam around with their pics requesting everyone,"hey please like my picture".

Now about friends' list, it follows a scientific law, "Rate of your popularity is directly proportional to the number of friends you have in your list keeping other parameters constant". Some people add as many friends as they can whether they know them or not, doesn't matter! What matters is the number. They send request to strangers and if they don't accept it, then they send incrudelity message saying why don't they accept friend request . When asked about number of friends, they proudly say,"I have 700 friends", "I have 1000 friends" and if a person doesn't have long list of friends, then he is considered socially backward. But dude, what's the point in keeping so many friends if you don't know them, why to waste time in reading copy paste status updates of those persons whom you don't know. Ok, you have thousand friends but how many of them will actually be there when you need some help or you are in trouble? The answer is no one. The only one who's gonna help you is your family and your small set of crazy friends or to be more precise, your buddies. It is how strange that you can name the person who is miles away from you and can give his details but can't name your neighbour and what he does. But in reality, only your neighbour will help you if there is some emergency, not a person sitting miles away from you. Its good to be socialized and to know different people form different corners of the world but then to be connected with them only ignoring your near ones seriously can lead you into trouble. I wonder if someday a stranger knocks the door of my home and say, "we have 10 mutual friends on facebook, can I come in...?"

Now about status update. Some people keep changing their status update in every five minutes, status goes like this,"Going for a vacation next week for one month". By writing this as your status , you are doing nothing but just giving open invitation to the thieves that our home is free for 1 month, you are cordially invited and take whatever you want. Some status updates which I found personally very stupid are senti songs or heartbroken songs and even more stupid is the hundreds of comments that follows it. If you have a problem in your love life, then face them or better talk to that person....why facebook them? By doing this nonsense, are you getting something positive? Here comes another type of status update, "Hey its raining", "Awesome mausam". Dude, if its raining, and you love it, then go and enjoy the rains, why post it as a status. Everyone knows that its raining and the rain wouldn't stop if you don't post it as your status. Seriously, don't be a weather forecaster by posting such kind of things. Another kind of status updates is the motivational speech which is just a copy paste, if you are so much inspired by that, then implement it in your life, not in your profile and some people even post the problems which they are going through(emotional). But dude, just tell me, are you gonna find any solution by facebooking it? It would be better if you try to solve them by talking with that person and I want to say something to those people,"Be selective with persons whom you share your problems, because few cares, others are just curious" so never advertise your emotions. There is a saying that "Neki kar, dariya me daal", now it goes like this,"Kuch bhi kar, facebook par dall". Here I have just one word to say that don't be a facebook status criminal by posting such kinds of status.

At last, I just wanna say that its good to be socialized, use these sites but don't get addicted to them as it is always said, "excess of anything is harmful". Find time for your near and dear ones, go out with them, spend some quality time with them, don't confine your romance within that stupid laptop doing online dating, go out explore something new, spend a day without laptop, mobile and trust me, you will find real peace of mind because you can become the king of virtual world but at the end, you have to live in this real world with real people because whenever you will be in some mental trauma or some serious problem, then comments and likes won't make you feel good but what you will need at that time is the hug, love and support of your dear ones. Here, I'm not criticizing these sites, remeber, If someone write abusive words in a notebook or a paper, then the fault is not of the paper or notebook, the fault is of the person who had written that. So, don't blame these sites instead have a self control and use these sites only for the purpose for which they are created.

Oh "this problematic thing" my god!!!!

I am not writing this blog as a master infact I am writing this one as a weak student and that is what I am in this topic. I have become confident of giving it an attempt as the result of my loveliest friend's support. She told me how to understand someone's problems. Well, I've learnt so many lessons from her that I have to write a whole thick book of these lessons and title it,'Universal Philosophy revisited for dummies and dummy geniuses'. Uuuuuuuuuu.......I will do that in the near future but for now I will just say--'I just love her for this reason, she is awesome!!!!!'. And till now you would be fuming like,'Why don't this idiot just replace the title of this blog with "My Loveliest Friend"?Is he here just to appreciate her or will he talk some business now?.' Let me tell you, you are absolutely right, my reader, I was thinking of doing that but I'm not able to describe her completely.

Ok, leave it..otherwise this post will just never end. Let's talk some business now...

When I was 16, at that time I just used to sit behind and my Papa used to drive the bike. Whenever he was slow, I shouted innocently and unknowingly for that matter,"Drive it fast papa...come on...What are you afraid of so much..???". He always stayed cool with a decent reply, "No beta....safety comes first." Anger was (and I think it still is) my friend in such incidents. An year later I learnt how to ride a bike, it was so easy for me. But a time came when I had to drop my little brother to school  as his bicycle was not ergonomically well. I never felt so much nervousness riding a bike ever and at that time I came to know for whose safety papa was worried of...I love you papa...!!!

Such incidents were and are the part of my life and I think yours too. But the thing is we just need to put ourselves in one's situation before blaming one. I remember how many times I used to shout over my friends during the countless cricket matches we played,"Abe terese ek chakka nahin lag raha, ****** ke!" And I remember when I came to bat, I found it as hard as hell to hit a six.

There are a few more pretty recent incidents that I wanted to share but it will be too specific  to do so I thought. So, I will just keep the rest of the post in your mind..just give a thought to it..just think about all such events in your life and see how many times you were simply stupendously and idiotically wrong by not putting yourself in one's situation and I'm sure you too might come out with a lot of content that is even more than enough for a Santa Clause giftbag.

At last...one more promise to my special friend(oh well...loveliest friend for that matter) that I will always implement this lesson from now on taught by you so flawlessly and amazingly genuinly well ;).